Why I'm Not Superman

WHY I'M NOT SUPERMAN

By Fetch

Okay, let me set the record straight. Despite any rumours that might be floating around, I am not superman. For a start, I can't fly! I tried it once when I was merely a kitten, believe me, did not work. Although, on the other hand, if you watch Smallville, Clark Kent can't fly yet, which is kind of strange. Maybe my flight powers just haven't emerged yet. Not that they will! I'm not superman. Ahem.

So, secondly, my secretary here at the Times has been - under my orders - poisoning my coffee every morning with Kyrptonite. And guess what, I'm still here! Although it did give me a terrible stomach ache and I had to go to the docor. A few scans later he told me it was not a good idea to eat space rock and now I have to go back to have some organs removes. Gall bladder and a few kidneys or something, I dunno, I'm not a doctor.

Finally, superman always beats Lex Luthor. And I'm always getting the crap kicked out of me my Lex Luthor, does that sound like something superman would do? Exactly.

So now my point is proven I can leave becauce I'm still here at work at like 9 o'clock and I'm late for a hot date with Lois.

Later, Gators.

Friends - The Movie

FRIENDS - THE MOVIE

Warner rumoured to produce big-screen spin-off of popular TV series Friends.

After the success of the recent Sex and The City Movie, Warner Bros. has started going through it's back-catalog of ended TV series which could be turned into a successful movie and of course at the top of their list is Friends.

Friends ended in 2004 after a ten-season, 238-episode run, and this alone shows how popular the show was. So a movie will clearly make a lot of money and make a lot of movie-goers happy.

Now it's just a case of getting the cast back together. Everyone seems up for it apart from Jennifer Aniston who believes the movie would be a bad turn for her career, and it would stop people taking her seriously. But once she gets on board this movie could actually happen.

Of course, this is all just rumours and it is constantly denied by publicists and the studio, but Warner Bros. recently purchased the domain name http://www.friendsthemovie.com/, so who knows what they've got going in the works. Could Marta Kauffman and David Crane return to the reigns of this phenomenal show, this time on the big screen?

Who knows?

By Bailey